lawn mower man
Singer:madchild
i'm screaming out for help
everything i touch i turn to gold
eating alpo i'm allowed to be
spittin' yellow and blue flames
and i'm probably pumped up
dumb fucks don't even know
what's up i'm a dump truck
i'm still a man who's here
to mentally molest you mannequins
if you don't understand the match
smoke a rapper like mr. dizaster did to canibus
if you don't like it change the channel
i'll dismantle any panelist and hammer him
until he needs an ambulance
riding through the desert on a camel wearing camo print
got you covered like a laminate
it's the abominable snowman
stick a sword through your abdominal
i'm a crazy artist call me van gogh
son i'll bring the anarchy
had it all but lost it due to bad habits
old dude still rock like black sabbath
madchild bouncing back like i'm a jack rabbit
a white boy that raps savage
i rip the spinal cord right out of a dinosaur
i beat a rapper up so bad they'll need a crime report
i fuck a pussy rapper up till his vagina's sore
i'm a strange and deranged cobra
the danger and pain's over
i said i'm fly like astro boy
rip your fucking face/off like castor troy
i'm fat like honey boo boo
i'm the little engine got caught
sing i'm proud to be canadian
i'm a hyper-hyperventilating alien
i guarantee that i use words nobody else has
beating rappers up so fucking bad
it's a fact i can't help that
slashing through these rappers
like a motherfuckin' hellcat
heavenly but i'm a little devil in a bat cave
last 5 years mighty mouse was in a rat cage
red dragon spitting fire until my face is warm
i spit lit gasoline and vomit agent orange
older than a rotary phone
silver surfer i am moulded in chrome
my testosterone is right through the roof
i'm percocet and vicodin proof
leap tall buildings and i bench press motor homes
raining in my city and now and everything is turning grey
goblin drinking from a golden goblet