lawyers in love

i can't keep up with what's been going on

i think my heart must just be slowing down

among the human beings in their designer jeans

am i the only one who hears the screams

and the strangled cries of lawyers in love

god sends his spaceships to america

the beautiful

they land at six o'clock and there we are

the dutiful

eating from tv trays

tuned into to happy days

waiting for world war iii while jesus slaves

to the mating calls of lawyers in love

last night i watched the news from washington

the capitol

the russians escaped while we weren't watching them

like russians will

now we've got all this room

we've even got the moon

and i hear the u.s.s.r. will be open soon

as vacation land for lawyers in love