let's bash

well the bash started with myself and jose canseco

uh we were mashing forearms one day in the club house

and uh we decided instead of giving a high five we would bash our forearms together

let's bash

let's bash

let's bash

let's bash on they ass

let's bash

let's bash

let's bash

let's bash on they ass

uh

just hit a three run ho-ho

but if you wanna high five that's a no-no

i'm heading home

all my homies at home plate

i'm waiting on ya son

you know i gotta do something great

and that's when the arms go up

like we about to drink from a cup

'cause we a bunch of buff dudes just flexin'

acknowledging our feats via human connection

let's bash

let's monster bash

hit a tater out the stadi-er for monster cash

hit a dinger through the fucking vip suite glass

break your fucking arm in half and then i sign the cast

get well soon

love jose

sorry about your arm walt weiss

when we in kansas city we walking out in the parking lot

then yell fuck the royals"