let's generalize about men

right now

we're angry and sad

it's our right to get righteously mad

at every member of the opposite sex

oh god

we hate them!

let's not distinguish between them at all

let's just drink a lot more alcohol

and then high-five each other

as we make a bunch of blanket statements

let's generalize about men!

let's generalize about men!

let's take one bad thing about one man

and then apply it to all of them

let's conflate all the guys

let's generalize about men!

all men are completely repressed

all men only want to have sex

there are no exceptions

all three billion men are like this

all 3.6 billion men!

all men are emotionally stunted

when asked how they feel

every man's always grunted

and why do men never listen and only think about themselves

as opposed to women

who always listen and never think about themselves?

ooh

i hear you

girl!

let's generalize about men!

let's generalize about men!

let's get super-lit and not admit

this is a kind of primal ritual we need now and then

maybe our spirits will rise

if we generalize about men!

all men are stupid and childish

even the ones who are smart and mature

all men do each and every day

is watch porn

eat wings

burp

fart

and snore

hey

what about gay men?

oh no

gay men are fine

gay men are all really great

every single one

they're never mean

just sassy

they're all completely adorable and fun

so let's focus for now on straight men

let's just generalize about them

they're all monsters

they're murderers

they're rapists

totally

wait

i have sons

your sons are gonna be rapists!