let me go: a granny song

i've got a shiver

runnin' down my spine. trapped here with granny

but she ain't no granny of mine!

cause her eyes are hauntingly dead and white. teeth that oughta stay out of sight. hair infested with fungal blight--

what a fright!

i could make an escape through the padlocked door

but every step that i take on this creaky floor

is making horrible squeaks that i can't ignore

or granny knows exactly where i am!

granny! granny!

elder foe!

how'd i get here?

i don't know!

can't we shake

and make it so

i can go?

let me go!

i need a hammer

and a couple keys. i need to whisper

because i see granny's knees!

air so thick with her dank perfume. fog that follows her 'round the room

breath so close that i must assume

that i'm doomed. she's got a keen set of ears like you won't believe

and keeps a half dozen traps up her granny sleeve

besides a thick wooden bat to prevent my leave. i wish she'd knit a quilt or play some bridge. granny! granny!

right below!

she's a hide-and-

-seeking pro!

tracks you down by

audio!

why

hello. let me go!

granny's in the hall!

calling through the walls-

want to play hide and seek?"