level best (for bedtime)

call me collect

call me anytime you need to

i'll be waiting there

if you've got a girlfriend

or a boyfriend

i'll be on the line doing my level best

call me an asshole

call me what you want to

i will love you still

call me complaining

i will entertain you

and tell it like it is

if you start a band

well

you can use my van

i'll be in the crowd

doing my level best

i'll scream with all my might

'cause it's my level best

call me divided

call me at your lowest

i will belong to you

call me at midnight

i can talk for hours

discussing male privilege

if you are in trouble

something illegal

i'll be at your side

doing my level best

if it breaks me up inside

it's my level best

call me with bad news

tell me that you loved her

i will listen to you

i will catch the next flight for any country

i will risk it all to do my level best

i'd fly the plane myself and do my level best

if you need a million borrowed by tomorrow

i would rob a bank to do my level best

i'd smuggle in drugs

it's my level best

i would kill a queen

it's my level best

a thousand bright ideas

they're my level best