lighterless

if i can get this hanger through the window of my car

i'll never leave my house again for anything

i swear

pacing in the driveway

i'm the nemesis of fun

with soggy hot dog buns from spilling warm beer in my trunk

throwing down my jacket as i walk inside

i send a cloudy cd case flying off the side

of a dresser from ikea that i can't get right

i guess you can come over if you're really dry