like yoda

i've got the worst hangover

looking a lot like yoda

lying on the sofa

dying for coca cola

could somebody turn me over

cos i can't feel my shoulder

looking just like my father

only 20 years older

and my kids are looking at me like

who the fuck are you?

breath like dogshit

speckled in spew

feeling like a mummy

in the british museum

or a piece of dead meat

in a roman coliseum

but

what's a man to do

what's a man to do

what's a man to do when he keeps getting carried away

when he keeps getting carried away

what's a man to do

what's a man to do

what's a man to do when he keeps getting carried away

when he keeps getting carried away

on the morning after

i'm a blatant disaster

praying at the porcelain

shaking like i'm all in

losing my self-control

sweating pure alcohol

i'm a million years old it's true

it's true yeah

and my kids are looking at me like

who the fuck is this?

on the bathroom floor

all clenched like a fist

still feeling like a mummy

in the british museum

or a skinny pacifist

in a roman coliseum

but

what's a man to do

what's a man to do

what's a man to do when he keeps getting carried away

when he keeps getting carried away

what's a man to do

what's a man to do

what's a man to do when he keeps getting carried away

when he keeps getting carried away

should probably put the brush to the teeth now

turn over this weeks new leaf now

it's like i'm trying to get dry with a tea towel

every damn day just delete and repeat

how

am i so pathetic

the opposite of copasetic

gets right on top of me if i let it

remember when friends were electric

whoa

every time i leave the house at night

i keep getting carried away

i keep getting carried

every time i leave the house at night

i keep getting carried away

i keep getting carried

i got the worst hangover

looking a lot like yoda

lying on the sofa

waiting for my chauffeur