and just a touch neurotic when it comes to meeting women
tonight i'm determined to have a conversation
i'm so sick of all this loneliness and sexual frustration
i'm gonna talk to her now
why am i so full of fear?
i guess i'll have another beer
gimme some of that liquid courage
gotta get a little braver
put some swagger in my step
everybody hear me singing now
i am a soldier trained at fort benning
i originally joined because they said they'd pay for college
i did not think it through
tonight i'm expected to rejoin my regiment
and march into the night to fight some arbitrary battle
in this stupid bloody war that will benefit nobody
except the rich and powerful and maybe not even them
do i slip off this bar stool and swim across that river
make a run for it. before they find out i blew?
gimme some of that liquid courage
gotta get a little braver
put some swagger in my step
everybody hear me singing now
struggling with my decision
get myself some extra ammunition
if it's something i should not have done?
gimme some of that liquid courage
gotta get a little braver
put some swagger in my step
everybody hear me singing now
one more beer and i'm the one to beat