welcome to the family
hope you have a real good life
with my little sister
yeah
she'll make a real good wife
hope you have lots of babies
hope you get a real job
hope you don't mind company
'cause we'll be there alot
and brother here's some brotherly advice
if you know what's good for you you'll treat her right
'cause grandpa's the local sherrif
yeah he's the judge and the jury too
uncle bill's the undertaker
son
he'll dig a hole for you
cousin jesse
he's just crazy
he'll fight you just for fun
mama's got a real bad temper
and daddy's got a shotgun
welcome to the family
and this side of the tracks
if you ever leave her
you ain't coming back
my nephew red's a hunter
he's gonna hunt you down
just like he did the last one
and he still ain't been found
now i like you just fine
don't get me wrong
but bot take care of her 'cause if you don't
welcome to the family
hope you have a real good life
with my little sister
yeah she'll make a real good wife