who invented these lists?

who invented these lists?

who invented these lists?

who invented these lists?

who invented these lists?

who invented these lists?

who invented these lists?

who invented these lists?

who invented these lists?

she's got to find a boyfriend

she's working on a movie

kissing at the premier they'll never see through me

he's got to start to mingle

he's working on a single

got to get his drugs out

tried to knock a bouncer out

ooh

follow the formula!

ooh

follow the formula!

got to slag a bands tunes

albums coming out soon

labels gonna drop them if it doesn't go platinum

she's got to learn to chit chat before she walks the red mat

doesn't have to talk talk when she's on the catwalk

ooh

follow the formula!

ooh

follow the formula!

the a list hate the b list

b list hate the c list

c lists hate the d lists and the she wants to be me lists

get a little washed up

a little hit and miss

and then you hear them asking

who invented these lists?!

he's got to get his life back

do a stint in rehab

breaks the news on tv to get them more publicity

she's got an early wake up apply load of make up

got to let the world know she's working on the radio

ooh

follow the formula!

ooh

follow the formula!

trouble at a nightclub

career's getting washed up

now where the hell does she go

reality tv show

he's with a girl half his age

he's getting on the front page

a smile and a wink and a glimpse of her ring and

ooh

follow the formula!

ooh

follow the formula!

the a list hate the b list

b list hate the c list

c lists hate the d lists and the she wants to be me lists

get a little washed up

a little hit and miss

and then you hear them asking

who invented these lists?!

who invented these lists?

who invented these lists?

who invented these lists?

who invented these lists?

who invented these lists?

who invented these lists?

who invented these lists?

who invented these lists?

who invented these lists?!