live while we're young parody
Singer:bart baker
last night we had an orgy
and there were no women allowed. we all woke up together. my butt is kind of hurting now. hey
do you like my new hairdo?
oh my gosh it's really cute. i did my nails too. cool. do any of you want to scram?
we're cool. we like dudes!
but we don't want none. we'd rather jump on each other
those hot girls want our nuts. we'd better run. hey
it's simon. who's up for a tongue?
we don't know what we're doin'
cause we don't write our own music. we do what simon tells us
or else he belts us. you are my five sexy puppets. oh
we can't even really sing. we use this computer thing. it's autotune. we have no control over anything that we do. we signed our lives away
and now we're mindless fools. hey
let's all get married in that kiddie pool. yeah
that sounds real sweet. i will be the priest. hey
are all officially married
we don't have to wear rubbers. now
let's all take off our shirts. we're half naked
and it's so much fun. after we splash around we're gonna all make love. hey
he looks completely stunned. what's wrong with you