you can't dance

he man

i've seen ya

think ya rockin' it on the floor. you look like a moron! who let you in the door?

to put the question bluntly: maybe your feet's deformed. they should slap you in the teeth when you put your dancing shoes on. you can't dance!

why don't you just nail your feet to the floor?

homeboy

what's the use?

anytime you wanna step aside a party

first think of an excuse. you dance like a fat old lady

not sayin' that fat old ladies ain't nice

but every time you try to get one move right. the old lady then did it twice. you can't dance!

you've been a dancing disco disaster

the worst i ever saw. they should dropkick you on the neck

and drag you off the floor. in every discotheque

i see you there

in the middle of the crowd

looking like you got eight or nine left feet dragging all around. you can't dance!

take my advice

don't move!

you'll never get the knack. if i danced like you i'd sneak out the party

and wouldn't be coming back. on the floor you're a dinosaur

yeah boy

that's how you move. you look like ralph cramden or a donald duck cartoon. you can't dance!

you wanna come to my party?

i wouldn't give you a chance. you tried to take breakdance lessons

ended up in an ambulance. wouldn't it be funny if they put you on solid gold?

you dance like you got arthritis already

what'll happen when you get old?

you can't dance!

why are you so stiff?

is it something that your mother did?

maybe you grew up around can't dance" people