lollypork stomp

the moon was hanging cool

and full above the waving swimming pool

as we were feeding mouths with heat and drool

'cause we were having christmas feast

a merry one with pork and grease

and every guest was eating meat like beasts

'cause santa gave us lollypork and everyone was gay

the smell of frying pig was in the air

i really think that eating piggy pork is quite o.k

as long as the meat is well done

i think its fair

fanatic vegetarians would call us rude barbarians

but before they did we forked them on the grill

the taste was quite 'mermalian'

reminded me of aliens

but salt could give ooh the last thrill

and santa gave us lollypork. my youngest son once asked his dad

how can it be that i'm so fat?