lord of the fries
Singer:mc lars
happy meals for breakfast
you could say i'm feeling pretty happy
big mac lunch and you see i'm
saving my pennies towards nickels and dimes
because the media messes with my head
since i was 5 i learned to snack
they bombard kids with advertising
where? at school and in the home
in math problems schools condone
cokes and snickers in the fridge
artificial flavors and yellow #5
so much bovine growth hormone
that the fda just condemned my home!
are you gonna finish that?
food can fill your spiritual emptiness
in america we have the freedom of choice
you can't take that away from me
these civil liberties are deep fried baby!
gettin' my fix from my dealer ronald
i'm no monster don't dismiss this
i love animals they're delicious
forget the cruel ways kfc's preparing them
organic food is awfully un-american
the heart attacks from the hypertension
and munchin' baked pies with all the guys
folks call me lord of the fries
my body's a prison given my strokes
2 billion sold ok that's fine
but everytime i leave they update the sign
folks run and hide when i come to dine
cause everytime i step in line
they burn the rainforest so cows can feast
causing global warming to increase
the methane gas from their behinds
carbon dioxide gets trapped
in fact it's really quite scary
this is not a political statement
if you eat junk food all the time
you're not gonna feel as good
as if you eat nutitional foods
that's the point of this song