luigi & the wise guys

you-you-you-ooo

look like a dor-r-r-k

you act like a dork

most of the time

also

you're a dor-r-r-r-k

you are a double-dork butt rash

you are a dork

dork

dork

dor-r-r-r-k!

nobody wants to. you are boring. you have nothing to say

you eat cheese - you eat cheese and other things

you can can wrap up an' take with you

from the table

with luigi & the wise guys at the table

you are a dork

you're a dork

dork

dork

dor-r-r-r-k

a double-dork butt rash

there's one in every crew - do you know

who you are? we know

but we won't tell you

we don't want to hurt your feelings

but you're a dor-r-r-r-k!

might as well admit it

when you're a dork

you're a dork

by the way

you're a dork

a double

a double dork butt rash

a double butt rash dork

luigi & the wise guys at the table

you look like a dork

look like a dork

you act like a dork most of the time

you're a dor-r-r-r-k

double dork

double dork

double dork butt rash