who is the man coming down your block
it's me you see with the funk in my walk
'cause i'm doin' just what i like to
today is my day and i'm a get nice too
you gotta keep movin' and you can't say nothing
i'm a keep bouncin' and bumpin' and stuffin'
one thing you ought to know---i am the maestro
i feel like rufus thomas the crown prince of dance
i'm mike d and i'm known for romance
i'm the crazy baldhead with the part on the side
and i'm riding down the block like i'm on a water slide
'cause it's the type of day i feel like pressing my luck
'cause i got nothing to lose 'cause i don't give a fuck
see i'm a player i play don't play to win i play to show