when i was yea high 'til i was three
i suffered from petit mal epilepsy
any excitement gave me a fit
but there were drugs to cure me of it
weird diseases
i get weird diseases
whenever krishna sneezes
i get weird diseases
so at the least sign of emotion
i got a tranquilizing potion
thus from the time i was a young boy
i could feel neither anger nor joy
weird diseases
random weird diseases
once from eating recalled cheeses
i got weird diseases
nearly fatal renal cysts
maybe asperger's if that exists
pityriasis rosea
two separate times giardia
weird diseases
i get weird diseases
wafting on the toxic breezes
i get weird diseases
debilitating spider bites
hiccups for three days and nights
a thousand earaches
one deformed eardrum
hyperacusis
what's that from?
it's from weird diseases
i get weird diseases
whenever baby jesus pleases
he gives me weird diseases
chronic fatigue
copd
petit mal epilepsy
two big holes inside my brain
migraine aura sans migraine
weird diseases
i get weird diseases
weird diseases
i get weird diseases