major pager

mister major's got a pager

because he sells e's

to the russians

who crush and snort them

but they never seem to sneeze

i need no answers to my questions

oh mr major's old and greyer

than he's ever been

he lied to us all

and took a big fat wager

but now he hasn't got a bean

i need no answers to my questions

and i need no questions to my an-answers

now felix the cat is on his back

oh felix the cat what a twat

so who needs columbo

he's just got off a slow boat

from china or somewhere like that

i need no answers to my questions

and i need no questions to my an-answers

i need no answers to my questions

and i need no questions to my an-answers