makin' whoopee!

another bride

another june

another sunny honeymoon

another season

another reason

for makin' whoopee

a lot of shoes

a lot of rice

the groom is nervous

he answers twice

its really killin' that he's so willin' to make whoopee

picture a little love nest

down where the roses cling

picture the same sweet love nest

think what a year can bring

he's washin dishes and baby clothes

he's so ambitious he even sews

but don't forget folks

that's what you get folks

for makin' whoopee

another year or maybe less

what's this i hear?

well

can't you guess?

she feels neglected

and he's suspected

of makin' whoopee!

she sits alone

'most every night

he doesn't phone

he doesn't write

he says he's busy"