man of the year

i wake up every morning

six o'clock

i`m right on time

i eat a low fat breakfast

i tie a perfect tie

i kiss the wife

i hug the kids

i pat the dogs and cats

i never lose anything

my car keys or my hat

'cause i`m the man of the year

i`m the man of the year

i never cheat at finals

or miss a day at school

my urine tests are perfect

my prostate is a jewel

'cause i`m the man of the year

i`m the man of the year

'cause i`m the man of the year

i`m never

ever jealous

never

ever cruel

i`m a graduate of harvard

where i never broke the rules

the queen made me a knight

the pope made me a saint

the president plays golf with me

i make madonna faint

so why am i so lonely

depressed and in despair

if i pull this trigger in my mouth will anybody care

it was the greatest funeral

i laid in perfect state

and later i will meet the lord

i bet he just can`t wait

to meet the man of the year

i`m the man of the year

stand in line to meet the man

i`m the man

i`m the man

i`m the man