mans tight vest

man's tight vest

i can't get in

can't make a nest for myself

yeah

ooh yeah yeah yeah

i feel like a woman

yet i was born a man

wish i'd been christened valerie

instead of stan

in a man's tight vest

i don't fit into this world

i was born a boy

but i wish i was a girl

no one understands

in this skeptical land

why i walk like a girl

but i talk like a man

sometimes i feel like a pony

but my feet have ten toes not hooves

i have stubble on my chin

and a big feminine button nose

in a man's tight vest

i don't fit into this world

i was born a boy

but i wish i'd been a girl

am i drawing you a picture?

a photograph for your mind

i'm shaped like a knocker

on the door of mankind

bang me once or twice

and i'll take off the chain

i answer through the crack to stanley

but if you like you can call me jane

i'm so terribly confused

which shoes for what dress

i'm happy with my nails

but my hair's a mess

bang me on the backside

bang me on the chest

i'm a woman inside a man

dirty sexy little man's tight vest