mario man

the blimholes in my shellsuit

joined into an absolute

and fell apart one day

they stitched me up in everton

then they took me to a surgeon

lost on penalties

mario man. i married at the altar

the village idiot's daughter

oh lucky me

we honeymooned in cyprus

that's where she caught the virus

i flew home alone

so i bought myself a chip pan

and i sailed it to the isle of man

for a holiday

struggling in the vortex

with my jacket made of goretex

it fits wonderfully

mario man. zap

zap

wham

wham

says the mario man today

he's played so hard he's got blisters on his fingers. mario man.