married to my hack

five in the morning

she would fix my lunch

put it in a paper sack

where i'm headed

i always appreciate it

but i'd rather stay married to my hack

i move like the breeze

and the birds and the bees

that i've never been known to look back

i got fifteen women and all of them swimming

but i'd rather stay married to my hack

i move 15 miles every minute

i'm all smiles

i shoot by my sister's shack

she's got some friend who waves at men

a fine little hen

but i'd rather stay married to my hack

i got 12 wheel drive and an oversized hive

and air-cooled breaks in the back

candy mcgrath's always good for a laugh

but i'd rather stay married to my hack

i got a pedal to hit and an engine that won't quit

and a carburetor that won't crack

maureen and milly

they're a little silly

but there's nothing that they do lack

i got loose-eyed ladies that never seen a man

just waiting around the back

gimme a bottle or someone to throttle

cause i'd rather stay married to my hack

wooo!