mary long
Singer:deep purple
she does all the things that she tells us not to do
selling filth from a corner shop
and knitting patterns to the high street queue
even makes them smell good
and then she draws titties on the khazy wall
drowns kittens just to get a thrill
and writes sermons in the sunday chronicle
how did you lose your virginity
when will you lose your stupidity
mary told johnny not to write such trash
said it was a waste of public money
but everybody thought the show was funny
when the nation knew you'd had children
it came as such a surprise
we really didn't know you'd had it in you
how you did it we can only surmise
how did you lose your virginity
when will you lose your stupidity
but you're a long way behind our times
what we do in full frontal view
is more honest than your clean-up mind
when you can spare a minute
go find your friend the porny lord
dig your self a hole and jump in it
how did you lose your virginity
when will you lose your stupidity