matilda smith-williams home for the aged

matilda smith-williams home for the aged

bingo and buggy rides

wheelchairs and early nights

matilda smith-williams home for the aged

and if you smuggle in

another drop of gin

we'll take your hearing aid away

they never hear what you say

matilda smith-williams home for the aged

a second childhood

but only if you're good

i hear matilda passed away

her spirit's still with us today

she watches over us

and those who make a fuss

you've never had it so good

they'd run away if they could