i am 3po
c-3po
i am 3po
c-3po
walk into the room
i can presume you can see my gold
partner is an astromech
my best friend and my bro
several different masters
make disasters
get sold
bloke liked to choke
made me pro
broke the mold
i speak every single speech in the far reaches of the galaxy
i'm pretty much a slave because i never see a salary
passed off as a present or we're purchased like we're property
bigots put detectors every vector
it don't bother me
sometimes i'm on a mission and i'm wishing we could backtrack
sometimes a limb is missing or i'm in chewbacca's backpack
can be a little whiny
have you seen my shiney hiney?
joints are always frozen
always holdin'
you can try me
i can get a little grimey
really do not like the dunes
want to take a bath until my robot hands are pruned
then we'll chase after my homey who is suddenly seeking obi
never tells me anything
i talk too much he told me
his name is c-3po
protocol droid with the mean flow
when he starts going
then he don't slow
god in a pod
got your squad low
his name is c-3po
protocol droid with the mean flo-flo-flo-flow
when he starts going
then he don't slow
god in a pod
got your squad low
bitch asked if i spoke bachi. you got me
jk
yes
you act like you don't like me
be polite or kiss my ass
moisture farmer is a hater
evaporators is my shit
curmudgeon begrudgingly submits to my divine mind tricks
now i'm with some blonde brat
he's a map to kenobi
someday we'll need a map to drag his ass back to his homies
told his groupies go blow me
rather milk my jabroni
he turned out like his papi
at least that chacci had a joanie
he's binockin' on some banthas
we need answers and my android
tusken raiders on a rampage
take advantage like they fanboys
then some joke in a cloak made these sandies wet their panties
the sound they be switchin' in special editions sadly
got invited to his hideout
no wonder he's a hermit
atrocious decoratin'
i ain't hatin'
just observin'
can we go back to antilles
really sorry for the sour sound
i've been powered down for an hour now. any flowers found?
speaking of gettin' burnt
beru and owen are certainly smokin'
time to find a ship and split before the enemy's awoken
into a bar we can not walk in so we chill right by his speeder
soon we're running to a falcon
i need talcum on my peter
his name is c-3po
protocol droid with the mean flow
when he starts going
then he don't slow
god in a pod
got your squad low
his name is c-3po
protocol droid with the mean flo-flo-flo-flow
when he starts going
then he don't slow
god in a pod
got your squad low
now there's pirates in our party and i'm hopin' that they're nice
there's a presence that is sentient
it's friendliest in flight
she sniggers at his trigger happy flyboy and his dice
she speaks of revolution
a solution with a price
i keep telling him the likelihood of living because fuck 'em
let's go back to yavin
let me plug in
get a fuck in
there's a protocol imperative imbedded in my heritage
now we're getting sucked in like it's a satisfying narrative
it's no moon
a space station
it's a true innovation
it's a reason for vacation. where's the pod in this space ship?
the charmer steals some armor and the farmer found his twin
that part they didn't wipe
this isn't right
they live in sin!
i'm crushed 'cause they're crushed then i realize that i saved them
obi-wan turns to dust
we put pedal to the pavement
or the equivalent. danger imminent
this predicament ain't over yet
tell my astromech to switch my neck when we can have secretive sex
his name is c-3po
protocol droid with the mean flow
when he starts going
then he don't slow
god in a pod
got your squad low
his name is c-3po
protocol droid with the mean flow
when he starts going
then he don't slow
god in a pod
got your squad low