have you ever met a girl and you thought she was dope
and you wanna buy her popcorn and a medium coke
but when proximity's close
you close up shop and you choke
time to write a thank-you note to dear old dad for the cloak
she's really cute and her hairs illuminescent
i fight the urge to smell her
'cause you know she get to stepping
but you just observe from across the way
if i was working ebgames then you would not pay
i'm nice and i'm sweet and i shower twice a week
kid diggin' on my speak 'cause i represent the geeks. but i'm really hella cool
and i had sex before
so don't fidget with your digits an' no texting
whore!
i've falynn and i can't get up
girl i love you
yeah i got a crush
i'm on mushrooms and i lost my lunch and i
don't think i can make it home alone. i stare at my shoes and i look away
'cause i think you're kinda cute and i like your face
one day we might embrace
and i'll have to hide my boner
you don't want to do it dottie
i'm a rebel and a loner
i'm a rap superstar with a mic in my hand
but i can't talk to girls
'less the girl is a fan
but yo
i got a plan
i'll love it when it comes together
we'll get married and have babies
and we'll all wear matching sweaters. yes
i'd do her if i knew her
this is hard without computers
she don't need another stalker
or intruder to pursue her
she don't need a guy like me
whose favorite movie's starship troopers
why don't you kill me baby
is it because i'm a loser?
i'm a winner
just beginning to roll up my sleeves
roll up
next to me
i can't breathe and i wheeze
hi