stop pickin on me
because i'm a geek. i'm strange to you
you're strange to me. well
one of these days
i'm gonna pack heat
your brains on the wall
my face
my face on tv. they dissipate the pungent odor of a power holder. sand kickers comin' sixty clicks upon the sonar. they're gonna fold me over like a trapper keeper folder. if this was d&d
you'd see me jump into a portal. i'm a geek
spelled g double e k. i meet my boys in the basement about every day. a card table
comic books and cans of coke
that we blow out of our nose after a star wars joke. we got style: tape on our glasses
zits on our faces
and hair on our asses. shiny shoes
belt buckles and pocket protectors
tricked out back packs like my main man venkman's. we got problems
namely the jocks: the suv suckers with class rings on their cocks. otherwise known as the motherfuckers touchin the tit. if i was wolverine
you'd hear my knuckles go
snikt. i'm not perfect
the before picture of peter parker
always trip and drop my tray in front of the girl that always sparkles. i got brains
fuck b's and c's
i got a grade point average higher than hendrix on new year's eve. stop pickin on me
because i'm a geek. i'm strange to you
you're strange to me. well
one of these days
i'm gonna pack heat
your brains on the wall
my face
my face on tv. don't fuck with a geek
just cuz he got a gift. you get in my way bitch you get a vulcan neck pinch. one night i didn't go to sleep
up playin' risk. at dawn
i won
got global dominance
but it in the hallway it's completely different shit. can't get my locker open and my pants are always split. can't seem to catch a ride
can't ever get a date
but in my mind 7 of 9 thinks i'm great. prom night bites
primadonnas prevail. i'm at home reciting lines from the holy grail. stuffed nose
and some swollen glands. never been kissed
never been holding hands
just bust my biscuits over britney in a bubble bath. darth vader with inhalers in case my lungs collapse. the dragon died from heart attack
you may advance
and yo
i upped your armor class. being a geek it aint so bad
i can't get laid
i got japanime stashed
and a mind jam packed with sci fi facts. dreadnoughts rock
dinobots kick ass!
stop pickin on me
because i'm a geek. i'm strange to you
you're strange to me. well
one of these days
i'm gonna pack heat
your brains on the wall
my face
my face on tv.