mc chris ownz

and the best thing about what you see here

is that everything works with everything else. in other words

it's a system. with a system it's no big deal to use. look with any

computer you have to learn a few new things. see

it's testing itself. mc chris ownz i wanna go to an mc chris show

but he doesn't tour

so in the meantime

i'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes

mc chris ownz i wanna go to an mc chris show

but he doesn't tour

so in the meantime

i'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes

i spell word with a three name's mc

other rappers flow weak like window unit ac's

latinas on my penis japanese on they knees

i love all the ladies as long as they eighteen

i got bling up in ying a plethora of porsches

i'll say anything cause my mouth is remorseless

even the source says my hip hop's a vortex

leave horse heads on doorsteps my mic checks cost corvettes

the strobe light explodes white as i step on the floor

the barkeep knows the code so he throws me a stroh's

weak mc's decompose cause they know i can flow

like wessel comma zam through corruscant corridors

humidors filled with stoges filled with dro

like 9-0-2-1-0 was filled with the word bro

fuck the lexicon of octagons i'm all about go

these amateurs got catheters i'm all about pros

bout pros

mc chris ownz i wanna go to an mc chris show

but he doesn't tour

so in the meantime

i'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes

mc chris ownz i wanna go to an mc chris show

but he doesn't tour

so in the meantime

i'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes

i'm lit like a branch davidian

or what's left of the lithium in cobain's cranium

i fill wembley stadium

once bitten

twice shy call it pyromania

when i roll up in kashyyyk i roll three jedi's deep

the fleet of peeps that i creep all got vest's underneath

there's no need to believe in the heat that i keep

the swears that i *bleep* or the heiresses i freak

it's embarrassing to me i'm like kerosene it seems

or d-r-e-w b with incendiary schemes

blowin' up

makin' cream i am just like howard dean

when i scream i get red

i get mean

can't believe you be buying what i be shucking and jiving

fuck it if i am the next big thing with promotional tie-ins

i am just cartoon making rapper you think that i'm lying

everybody bust a move like it is that rave in zion

my self aggrandizing and deprecation keeps 'em guessing

call my venus flytrap cause my dj's howard hessman

word 'em up

yo word 'em up

yo

i just let the rap game out of a choke hold

mc chris ownz i wanna go to an mc chris show

but he doesn't tour

so in the meantime

i'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes

mc chris ownz i wanna go to an mc chris show

but he doesn't tour

so in the meantime

i'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes