yes
it's supercade time
let's have some supercade fun
fun
fun!
pitfall
big lols
lick toads
trip balls
quicksand
my jam
gold bars in my hands
my name is pitfall harry. my life
it can be scary
often falling down a pit. when i trip
it's legendary
always running
something's coming and i jump it
then i plummet
every jungle's filled with fortune or fatalities if you're flummoxed
that's why you gotta focus - jump at the right time
on an alligator head
got no choice and no vines
look out for the barrels
donkey kong's off screen
lookin' for that marijuana
smoke that green!
get that gold
get that silver
get that shiny diamond ring
you won't like a cobra bite or a scorpion sting
grab a torch and a whip then we'll torch in the whip
then we'll go score some chicks
quick claw
get a grip
quicksand likes to suck
tar pits like to swallow
jungle's really rough but i'm a tough act to follow
weekdays hella lame
all the same
really shitty
on the weekend
seekin' out the secrets of the ancient city
what?!
pitfall
big lols
lick toads
trip balls
quicksand
my jam
gold bars in my hands
pitfall
big lols
lick toads
trip balls
quicksand
my jam
gold bars in my hands
four million copies sold
bro
totally legit
it's '81 and indiana jones is the shit
activision in its wisdom
yo
it fell for a pit
a rip off that would lift off
it was swell for a bit
no-no-no need to explain if you feign to wonder why
the designer david crane graduated from devry
was a hit at atari 'till he went on safari
got a rari
then he partied
then the bubble burst
i'm sorry
atari 26 was a hit for six years
apple 2e made my dad switch gears
too many ets
where it's buried isn't clear
atari 26
i guess it disappeared
now if you look on ebay
you buy it for a grand
if you want the box
please
put up your hands
realities of modern life are rife with strife and hatred
i miss shit being simple
button smashin' in the basement
pitfall
big lols
lick toads
trip balls
quicksand
my jam
gold bars in my hands
pitfall
big lols
lick toads
trip balls
quicksand
my jam
gold bars in my hands
behind the counter at kay bee
i see something i really need
green box features a scene that was filmed inside my dreams
i see several lovely trees in some jungle overseas
i see adventurer avoiding obstacles with impossible ease
a treasure hunter swinging over the craziest lake
and activision made it so there's a gradient wake
and ever since i played it
it is like mania
mate
jumpin' over snakes makes me feel great in a way
back in the day
screen grab was a camera with a flash
take a picture of your high score and you might score a patch
you can put it with your patches on your jean jacket back
'cause you jumped over chasms like that candle jumper jack
activision got sold and the name got bought
now they bring you call of duty where you might get shot
and
yes
i am distraught until they bring back tony hawk
thank you
activision
all that sitting by a box
pitfall
big lols
lick toads
trip balls
quicksand
my jam
gold bars in my hands
pitfall
big lols
lick toads
trip balls
quicksand
my jam
gold bars in my hands