you're cute as a care bear
i don't even care where
you tell me to be
you know i'm gonna be there
know i'm gonna repair
your broken heart
i swear
cross my own on a dare
al capone love affair
got style extraordinaire
prepare for the rare mc
devil may care
with the bev hi hair
i will be fair
no more sad solitaire
i'll go to work like dirk
and save you from your dragon's lair
you can't compare
well
ain't life a bitch
a daily kick in the dick
if i had a dime for everytime
you know that i'd be rich
what makes it worth while
is your beautiful smile
i can't conceive the life i'd lead
if you would leave then i would die
mc chris will appear from the rear
with headphones on his ears
and a head full of tears
because his girly is not near
and he fears she be on
a pimp's stick shifting gears
another bitch ass trick
that's a ho after some beers
should i say amaretto sour
if i see ya drinkin' pbr
you're mine within the hour
you can be my woman wanda
i will be your doogie howser
we'll play doctor
take a shower
i'll go outside
pick you a flower
write you a haiku
say that i love you
i can't afford a box of chocolates
so yo
here's a yoo-hoo
the voo-doo that you do
is something i'm not used to
but i won't decline 'cause in time
i'll be true blue
well
ain't life a bitch
a daily kick in the dick
if i had a dime for everytime
you know that i'd be rich