me and mr. hohner

me and mr. hohner

standin' on the corner

not doin' nothin' to no one

when a squad car stops

and out jump cops

you one o' them

if i ever saw one

one o' what i said?

as my face turned red

up against the wall

says the tall one

that's a cute mustache

have ya got any hash?

i'd like to make a buy

says the small one

now da whole thing's silly

but i'm starin' at the billy

quietly askin' myself now will he

use that thing

to make my eardrums ring

it's all a bad dream

and i'm in south philly

now tell 'em

mr. hohner

me and mr. hohner

in yuma

arizona

tryin' to hitch a ride to denver

well

out o' a toll

comes the highway patrol

to check up on my gender

is it her or him

or maybe tiny tim?

now up against the fence

says the dense one

you have picked a bad spot

to smoke your pot

whatcha gonna do two against one?

now da whole thing's silly

but i'm starin' at the billy

quietly askin' myself now will he

use that thing

to make my eardrums ring

it's all a bad dream

and i'm in south philly

now tell 'em

mr. hohner

me and mr. hohner

relaxin' out at kona

hawaiian sun can be groovy

when a pair of mps

yell out

freeze

and i think i gotta part in a movie

hey! i'm talkin' to you

tell me what did i do?

you're a draft card burner

says the thin one

we can tell by your looks

that you read too many books o' wars

and that's because ya ain't been in one

now the whole thing's silly

but i'm starin' at the billy

quietly askin' myself now will he

use that thing

to make my eardrums ring

it's all a bad dream

and i'm in south philly

now tell 'em

mr. hohner