me and my imaginary friend

you never sleep

and you never go home

my secrets you keep

i'm never alone

we're joined at the hip and this i comprehend

we'll be together 'til the end

me and my imaginary friend

you never tell me

what i have to do

we can sit in silence

or visit the zoo

we know what is real

and what is pretend

together 'till the bitter end

me and my imaginary friend

you don't have to pay an arm and a leg

conjure them up inside your own head

short and tall

fat or thin

open the door

invite them in

hello how are you

how you been?

so now you have someone

someone to love

a gift from yourself

a gift from above

if you're dining alone

get a table for two

we can talk our faces blue

'bout all the things that we've been through

together forever

'till the credits end

me and my imaginary friend