i coulda been a brain surgeon
i coulda been a pharmacist
i gave a shot at radio revivalist
and with the boss man i never been missed
what is my intelligent quotient?
i coulda been the golden gate bridge
i coulda been the derby jockey
but it's all come down to this
what is my intelligent quotient?
i coulda built a drop top rolls royce
coulda been the president of the world
coulda had ali on the ropes
coulda had miss august - again
coulda had miss may - again
coulda had miss september - again
but i waited till december
what is my intelligent quotient?