me too parody

who's the greatest person who ever lived?

it's me!

everybody else sucks

i've got a grammy and four top ten hits

clearly

that makes me the best

this is the most self-centered

and obnoxious song ever heard

why would you want to be yourself?

you should be me and no one else

you suck

ugh look at you!

what is wrong with me?

you need a new red hairdo

and a giraffe hood too

here take these dudes

hey are you trying to make us look just like you?

yes!

but we don't want to!

if you don't want to be me

you must be a real dummy

here wear these robes that are pink

and sing into these like me

everyone but me is flawed

so you should all quit your jobs

and become entertainers

just like me meghan trainor

what are you trying to do?

please stop!

to make you more like me not you

you suck!

we can't work meghan please stop it!

but you both are total dog shit

i'm great

what's wrong with these people who cannot see

that they should want to be

just exactly like me?

hold on

meghan

i believe that i can

help them to understand

quick please tell me your plan

i'm working on this machine

that can map out all of your genes

then any creature that walks in

will come out a clone of meghan

hell yeah

you you and you prepare to be improved

step up and walk right through

come on you go through too!

this is so great

everyone has my face

the world's a better place

you saved the human race

now i can see

just what love really means

that's why now i'm asking

will you all marry me?