mean stepmama blues

oh stepmama

what do make you so mean?

mmm stepmama

what do make you so mean?

why

you're the meanest spiteful woman

this baby girl has ever seen?

mmm mmm stepmama

interceptin' u.s. mail

caught you stepmama

interceptin' u.s. mail

and all the time you're rockin' your own boychild

you're singin' twilight on the trail

happy trails

mmm hmm

whup on out that leather strap

mean stepmama

polish up that leather strap

and beat your poor stepchild senseless

before you take your beauty nap

mmm stepmama

the last laugh's gonna be on you

oh

oh stepmama

the last laugh's gonna be on you

'cause i seen

i seen the polaroid picture

wrote a song called mean stepmama blue