meatless in seattle

when you said you loved me you lied

and when you said give up meat

i tried

relationships

i used to be in one

with a beautiful girl

yes

a vegan one

it was quite nice when we'd begun

but she wasn't fond of how i'd eat a ton of

beef jerky and bratwurst

she didn't complain about it a lot at first but

over time it just got worse

and she tried to coerce me to convert

she'd say

you would enjoy this vegan diet