meet the crew

lonely island

we got the whole family here

time to meet the crew

y'all

my name is jorm

you could call me j-orgus

ride around town bumping fugees in a tortoise

yo

i'm artemus prime

also known as young sandwich

lonely island got amigos like my man john lanis

kiv in the house but you can call me young dad

rocking pink adidas

never wear plaid

i'm little tony

i'm always playing pranks

make you run out the room 'cause my booty's gang

i'm the fat one

they call me fat bob

i get all the ladies even though i'm a slob

i'm piccolo pete

i'm a part of the crew

you'll know that it's me from the sound of my flute

hell

i'm sick eric

i'm always sick

you can catch me on the corner taking antibiotics

they call me smooth guy 'cause i be drinking mad smoothies

you think i got my name from my voice

that just ain't true

g

they call me creepy zeke

you know i do my own thing

my rhymes ain't good but i'm fun in small doses

they call me boring steven

i don't know why

my rhymes are dope and my whip is fly

i'm a rich guy

i'm doing this as a lark

my sense of humor is extremely dark

i'm new to the crew and no one trusts me at all

if they'd get to know me they'd see i'm a ball

people call me tiny

my name is ironic

i'm 12 feet tall

my life is hard

i'm a little lost

is this the right studio?

i work for rod stewart

you know what? i'm gonna go

i wear stripes that match the wallpaper

i'm hiding now but i'll surprise you later

well

my name is greg and i'm on the phone

it was my mom's birthday so i had to fly home

we're the booty twins

always smokin' buddha bless

never obsess

buddha bless is the best

hey

i'm rod stewart

i'm looking for my tech

he's always wandering off

what a pain in the neck

so there it is

one third of the crew

the rest couldn't be here or phone in

but best believe they are missed

lonely island

we out