no good man should do that
why did you become his queen?
do you like those tiny hands?
only you can break up the band
you don't have to be on your own-o
you can shave off all his hair
you can leave on him on the lake
you could throw his phone down the grand canyon
and give the world a break
there should probably be some distance
between him and the human race
more than he loves bannon
and other the loose cannons
but we need you to be shady
we can see it in those eyes
are you our hero in disguise?
you could crush his loony dream
you could take one for the team
you could build him a wall
that surrounds him on all sides
you could lock him in a lift with bunch of scientists
before we're swallowed by the tides
or just leave the tape running
he's bound to say something bad
if you could secretly film him hugging a russian
then the world is in your hands!
will you please help us out
you could go down in history
as the one who set us free temporarily
you could cut up all his ties
you could dress him like a goose
you can do something quite age appropriate
like take him on a cruise
you could put him in a spaceship
there should probably be distance
between him and the human race