what are men? how come they say one thing and do another?
what's with them? so strange
what are men? oh won't somebody help me out?
what are men? they make me wanna scream and shout
what are men? they're so big and tall and really
whats with them? sometimes they can be just scary
then again they'll tuck you in and make you feel safe
what are men and why they always going away?
i know that this is aggravating
immature and so frustrating
and by now you've seen the way they work
one day they're sweet and the next day
what's the deal? they're rarely here and don't talk much
it's like they don't hear what i say
what are men and why don't they have time to play?
maybe someday they'll come around
plant their feet on the ground
stop acting so tough and so hard
but what are boys? why do they pull your hair and try to bite you?
then send a friend to say they like you?
sometimes they are the worst
sometimes they are the best
if you can figure them out then be my guest
don't you think he's kind of. other
moe is nothing like his brother
so what is moe? a nut job maybe
is he really different? i just don't know
but somehow we still love 'em