merry christmas exclamation point

you're the dude from high school i see at the gym

or a friend of a friend

or a second cousin

you're a co-worker i sometimes eat lunch with

you're one of my many acquaintances

you know christmas is about spending time with friends and family

but just because you're not in one of those 2 categories

doesn't mean that i won't still do something special for you

cause christmas is about giving

so here's what i'll do

i'm gonna send you a christmas text

i'm gonna send you a christmas text

i'm gonna send you a christmas text

i'm gonna type merry christmas exclamation point

and then press send

maybe i'll just copy and paste it

well it's only two words

i might as well just type it

if you're thinking of calling me to thank me

oh please don't

texting is as far as this relationship goes

i have way more important people in my life

you're not even in the top fifty

it's not that i don't care about you

well yeah i don't really care about you

but

doesn't mean that i won't still do

something special for you

cause christmas is about giving

so here's what i'll do

i'm gonna send you a christmas text

i'm gonna send you a christmas text

i'm gonna send you a christmas text

i'm gonna type merry christmas exclamation point

and then press send

i don't care enough to call

but i don't not care enough to do nothing

all

i don't care enough to call

but i don't not care enough to do nothing

all

so i'll type merry christmas exclamation point and then press send

merry christmas exclamation point and then press send

merry christmas exclamation point and then press send

and to all of my non-christian friends

i will text you: hey