middle age crazy

today he traded his big '98 oldsmobile

he got a heck of a deal on a new porsche car

he ain't wearing his usual gray business suit

he's got jeans and high boots with an embroidered star

and today he's forty years old

going on twenty

don't look for the gray in his hair 'cause he ain't got any

he's got a young thing beside him that just melts in his hand

he's middle aged crazy

trying to prove he still can

he's gotta a woman he's loved for a long

long time at home

ah

but the thrill is all gone when they cut down the lights

they've got a business that they spent a while coming by

been a long uphill climb but now the profits are high

but today he's forty years old

going on twenty

and he hears of sordid affairs and he ain't had any

and the young thing beside him

you know she understands

that he's middle aged crazy

trying to prove he still can