midnight star
yankovic, weird al
i was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less
at the checkout counter at the local grocery store
but a paper caught my eye
and i learned a few things i never knew before
it said your pet may be an extraterrestrial
it said the ghost of elvis is living in my den
you can learn to cope with stress
and the incredible frog boy is on the loose again
it's in the weekly midnight star
aliens from outer space are sleeping in my car
and lose twenty pounds a day
hear the story of the man born without a head
and top psychics all agree
that the telephone company
will have a brand new service that lets you talk to the dead
you can believe it if you read it in the weekly midnight star
they're keeping hitler's brain alive inside a jar
tell me how to make my bust-line grow
don't you know that i read it
i read it in the weekly midnight star
and we'll tell you where they are
you can read all about in in the weekly midnight star
you can use your esp to learn to play guitar
inquiring minds like mine wanna know
midnight star ) i wanna know
midnight star ) i wanna know
midnight star ) i wanna know
midnight star ) i wanna know
midnight star ) i wanna know
midnight star ) i wanna know