now you wouldn't believe me if i told you a lie
but i went to this party with a real cool guy
he was wearin' high-heeled patent leather boots
and a poly-styrene dayglo suit
'cause i got a blind date you'll never forget
and then he grabbed my arm and arranged a cab
and lit a strange lookin' fag
my mind was sky high my brain said goodbye
flesh fiddle faddle and the space got hot
i had a hanger banger brass hat and felt like a stud
hey big dr. upstairs pumb my mr. big
i'm moonstructed milehigh it's a nuclear trip
now hang it up stop that goppledigook
let's get down 'n' dirty the girls are itsypook
heave hoo in the mumbo-jumbo tree
wham-bam-boozle can't you see
my mind was sky high my brain said goodbye
aaarrggg. flim-flam-flophouse above 'n' beyond
my mind is sky-high i feel i can fly
my mind was sky high my brains said goodbye