miley 3000

while you three have been dicking around on this godforsaken planet

i have managed to tap into its information superhighway in order to absorb the culture

i have learned so much. this mission is boring. i want entertainment

i need to hit the club

pop a molly

and twerk something for a real nigga

i am tired of babysitting all of you ratchet bitches

i need entertainment. someone pass me a bottle of ciroc

hashtag weoutchea

hashtag u-o-e-n-o

hashtag guccigucci

hashtag yolo