minecraft creeper rap

i'm a creeper

minecraft's grim reaper

blowing up blocks like al-qaeda

i'm not a creature that'll eat ya

but i'll leave ya petrified

peter!

reminds peeps of minesweeper

clicking on a brick

then you die in the deep

i'll find your mine

i'm a mind reader

now the mine is mine

it's finders keepers

oh hi

i'm a creeper

so nice

nice to meet ya

is that the time? it's time to leave

and tick

tock

tick

tock

boom boom boom!

i can't stop singing this bloody tune

tune

tune

it's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom!

i can't stop singing this bloody tune

tune

tune

i do what i wanna

move aside

mama

tick tick

i'm a suicide bomber!

i take control

then i'm gonna

leave a gaping hole

belladonna

that'll take its toll

when i'm on a quest to invade

detonate your soul!

fizz like a lemonade then blow

so you'd better stay indoors

or i'll find your mine when you're mining ore

you'll be dying

lying in gore

darling

ow

what you crying for?

did somebody break your diamond sword?

i'm the volatilest sort

what a violent force

that'll frighten spartans hark and hear leonidas talk

when he sees me: tonight we dine indoors!"