mini bar blues

now everyone is goin' out

but i'm stayin' in

you see i gotta nurse my lonely heart

with the mini bar gin

it's not that my baby is mad at me

no

for doin' something wrong

it's just that i'm so far

far away from her

and i've been here for so long

so won't you please try and understand that we ain't that kind of band

you choose and you choose

baby and sometimes end up with the mini bar blues

now love thy neighbour and the children they flock

the suckers that shwag me baby are suckers that i glock

see i'm the fire hose

and everybody knows

that i'll knock you down and kick that ass

so when i go out on the town

straight out of the ground

i ain't lookin' to get on down

it's just one of them things

ask steve

me and the fellas

sipping on some heinekens

if you know what i'm trying to express through my music

so won't you please try and understand that we ain't that kind of band

you choose and you choose

baby and sometimes end up with the mini bar blues

so won't you please try and understand that we ain't that kind of band

you choose and you choose

baby and sometimes end up with the mini bar blues