miniature sidewalk whirlwind

trying to avoid

being hit in the leg

by the bag that is going

around and around

in the miniature sidewalk whirlwind

but the crumpled-up bag

moves exactly as fast

as the speed at which you walk

to avoid being hit in the leg

aaaah

to the amusement of others

you are hit in the leg

by the bag

and as soon as it touches your leg

it's completely attached

trying to pull off the bag while still casually walking

only increases the merriment

so at first you consider violence against the onlookers

but then on second thought

maybe the bag

la la-la

la-la la-la

la-la la-la

la-la la-la la

buppah-ba ba-ba

buppah-ba ba-ba

buppah-ba ba-ba ba

ba ba ba buppah buppah ba ba

buppah buppah buppah ba

buppah-buppah-buppah-buppah-buppah ba

but it's made out of some kind

of stretchy new plastic

that cannot be ripped in half

sadly you walk on in anger and shame

not considering the fate of the very next one

who will try to avoid being hit in the leg

by the bag that is going around and around

in the miniature sidewalk whirlwind

ever and always

around the world

everywhere you go

there will always be those

who will try to avoid being hit in the leg

by the bag that is going around and around

in the miniature sidewalk whirlwind

miniature sidewalk whirlwind

miniature sidewalk whirlwind

miniature sidewalk whirlwind