minimoto
goldie lookin chain
photo evidence too blurred to match me
or petrol driven quad takes me places i like
like booze you can have it off licence
some make a sound like souped-up dysons
ride it at nights you might get a fine
it might be small but it's ridden by grown-ups
like maradona with the hand of god
cruising up bristol with my mates in a quad
put the pedal to the medal from stop to go
if i get caught then i've breached my asbo
got banned from the centre of town
so i burn your house down
it's got 2 wheels that go like 4
you don't like it stop complaining
i'm the one whose getting wet when it's raining
chuck it in the back of my capri
drive round the forest green
like richard hammond when i get on the mic
smack yer arse when i drive by the bus stop
i squat on it like a need a shit
where the birds are bitter
i'm like easy rider but a bit shitter
i can drive a minimoto like a man possessed
i can drive it on the pavement or even in a field
i smashed it up twice but the scars have healed
taking a risk by cutting up 2 cars
i got a minibike and i drive it up the rhonda
with your knees at your chin the fun begins
your final warning it could end up in a dustbin
it might be exciting when you pull off a stunt
but it's a 3 years olds toy that makes you look really stupid. some come from china
i buy it on the net or in cwmbran
and i won't get caught cause i keeps it hid
i got a minimoto cause i seen in a photo
ozzie osbournes got one and he's going fuckin' loco
he went and done a wheelie on a whim
jumping over stuff like evil kineavil
i've had more crashes than eddie the eagle
like kickstart but you don't get a prize
cause your hundred thousand times more likely to dies
it feels much faster if you smokes a joint
tried to run on a chip but the engine broke
don't stop me now cause i'm having a good time
but in court to my dismay
it was smashed up in a cube when they gave it me back
and i sold it on for 50 quid for scrap
then i went home and went online
i bought another one for PS49.99